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Former gf's roommate got extra pissed at me as I had used her shampoo when mine had run out (suspiciously quickly, he said) so I unscrewed the top of hers just enough that when she flipped it over and squeezed it would pop off.

I felt kind of bad that the resulting slick meant she fell, but she wasnt badly hurt.
That's a lot of nouns, I'm still not sure who said your shampoo ran out.
 
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