Amstel
The Hoarse Whisperer
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That's a lot of nouns, I'm still not sure who said your shampoo ran out.Former gf's roommate got extra pissed at me as I had used her shampoo when mine had run out (suspiciously quickly, he said) so I unscrewed the top of hers just enough that when she flipped it over and squeezed it would pop off.
I felt kind of bad that the resulting slick meant she fell, but she wasnt badly hurt.
I thought that my shampoo had run out too quick. Gf didn't use it cause she had dyed hair and some special shit for it, gf's roommate was the likely suspect.That's a lot of nouns, I'm still not sure who said your shampoo ran out.
More than a Colonel of truth to that.I blame @APRIL
Now that's the kind of pun I was looking for..More than a Colonel of truth to that.
You seem to be a person of good humor.Now that's the kind of pun I was looking for..
Hey you dumb fuckers
Ive been away doing work stuff the last few days
I miss anything (lol) noteworthy?
Just some ingHey you dumb fuckers
Ive been away doing work stuff the last few days
I miss anything (lol) noteworthy?
Hey you dumb fuckers
Ive been away doing work stuff the last few days
I miss anything (lol) noteworthy?
Could you please rename the thread to Valve's 2019 Oblong Pizza Spam Thread. I'll punch April in her taint if you do.