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[Ex` ange]

Lies. There are even tartans specifically for muggles. But can we just normalize skirt styles please?

Blackwatch

 

[HipHugHer]

Don't you mean casual, formal, and skirt?

I'm just going by @kiwi 's classification system. My ethnic attire is the leather onesie that is lederhosen.

 

[Ex` ange]

Clothing is clothing. As long as you're not wearing a Nazi uniform or a sheet with a hood, I think you're just fine.

 

[dbzeag]

Clothing is clothing. As long as you're not wearing a Nazi uniform or a sheet with a hood, I think you're just fine.

Seeing that picture, why do you wear clothes at all?

 

[Ex` ange]

Seeing that picture, why do you wear clothes at all?

Laws.. and sunburn.. and mosquitos.

 

[Strings]

Shopping is done and not a single onion was lost.

 

[Ex` ange]

Shopping is done and not a single onion was lost.

#Adulting

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I love watching him effortlessly accelerate when another dog gets anywhere close to him

 

[Jehannum]

I love watching him effortlessly accelerate when another dog gets anywhere close to him

That was how Chewie used to play at the park.

She was fast.

 

[Petunia]

y’all remember that ex guy who reached out to me soon after my separation?
the desperate one who would text me back to back asking me how many emails i got today

..yeah he disappeared then showed up again with his fkn A game

 

[Petunia]

IF THIS IS WHAT IM FACING WHEN IM READY TO EVEN CONSIDER TALKING TO A GUY IM GOING RIGHT BACK TO CEO, AT LEAST THE SEX WAS OFF THE HOOK

 

[Strings]

Is a sex hook anything like a sex swing?
I'm so inexperienced.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Sex hook

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

looks painful

 

[Strings]

Good grief. I'm happy being inexperienced if that's the case.

 

[Immigrant]

Never mind the collar that attaches to the loop on the hook. Don’t move, buster. That just makes it worse.

 

[Immigrant]

PS

Toldja that guy was a creeper.

 

[Petunia]

PS

Toldja that guy was a creeper.

he’s such a loser and socially awkward
he had great cocaine back in the day
that’s it tho

 

[Petunia]

anyways
i’m talking to a guy lol
he’s covered in tattoos (sleeves), is 6”1 and drives a caddy and has a beard! SO NOT ME
he’s also temporarily unemployed thanks to covid so he’s the total opposite of my ex
lol so he’s perfect

we are literally just talking nothing crazy. it feels weird talking to a male.
he’s not creepy and we just talk.

he is the brother of a good friend of mine and we have always had weird chemistry and flirted back and forth back in the day.

 

[Immigrant]

Why am I supposed to give a crap about the Royals? And Meghan?

I tend to watch the first 15-20 minutes of the CBS morning news daily and the Royals are the top story.

Didn’t the senate pass a Covid relief bill?

Boo hoo Meghan was trapped waaaa waaaa