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[HipHugHer]

You really think I didn't think of that, huh?
it went under the other car!
Smart guy.

That must've been a really round onion.

 

[Strings]

That must've been a really round onion.

Truth be told, I didn't really put any effort into recovering the thing. Accidentally kicking it under the car after it fell out a hole in the bag was aggravation enough.

 

[Strings]

I still have 2 out of 3.

 

[HipHugHer]

I still have 2 out of 3.

2 out of 3 ain't bad.











Unless you have an Italian wife.

 

[Mikeawesome]

Double bag it next time

 

[Strings]

2 out of 3 ain't bad.











Unless you have an Italian wife.

I still had one left over after the last shopping trip. So I have 3 out of 3 and mums the word.

 

[Strings]

Double bag it next time

Where were you when I needed ya?

 

[HipHugHer]

I still had one left over after the last shopping trip. So I have 3 out of 3 and mums the word.

I felt bad after mentioning that as you rightly shield your family from crap like this.

 

[Strings]

I actually ran out of bags. I told the cashier and she tossed another bundle at me. So I hung a batch of bags for the next dozen or so shoppers bagging after me.
And what thanks did I get?

 

[Strings]

I felt bad after mentioning that as you rightly shield your family from crap like this.

I dont mind people knowing I married an Italian. The big secret is she married a Frenchman.
We just tell everyone I'm Canadian.

 

[Mikeawesome]

Where were you when I needed ya?

 

[OOD]

2 out of 3 ain't bad.

 

[Strings]

See. My onion problem was good for everyone.

 

[HipHugHer]

I dont mind people knowing I married an Italian. The big secret is she married a Frenchman.
We just tell everyone I'm Canadian.

Oh man what I would give to have dinner and wine at your house, Le Strings.

 

[HipHugHer]

I'm not gonna mention that anymore so maybe it won't stick.

 

[Strings]

I'm not gonna mention that anymore so maybe it won't stick.

Pepé Le Strings

 

[HipHugHer]

 

[Strings]

I hope neither of them is supposed to be you.

 

[Strings]

No offense

 

[HipHugHer]

No offense

I hope neither of them is supposed to be me either, not that there's anything wrong with that. You're a rather fetching fella.