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[Jehannum]

@Strings

 

[Strings]

@Strings

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I dont spend much time on the eyes. Natural looking nipples can be tricky though.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Dude on facebook said this was a "curtain rod end"
I suspect otherwise

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

It even looks pre-greased and ready to go
ew

 

[Jehannum]

Dude on facebook said this was a "curtain rod end"
I suspect otherwise

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Now I want a set on my drapes, just to see who notices.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Now I want a set on my drapes, just to see who notices.

Just leave one on your coffee table and see who is curious and who is grossed out

 

[Strings]

Does it come with one of those "tested by inspector 12" type business cards?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

"Tasted by inspector 69"

 

[Strings]

You've been saving that one, haven't you?

 

[Mikeawesome]

So uh is valve dead

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

yeah where the hell has @Valve1138 been?

 

[Strings]

Calling all @Valve1138 calling all @Valve1138

 

[Strings]

It's been a while. Seems like we first brought up his whereabouts a week or two ago.

 

[Strings]

Helicopters are circling my neighborhood.
Might this be cause for concern?

 

[tre]

Dude on facebook said this was a "curtain rod end"
I suspect otherwise

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He meant that it’s been in Curt’s and Rod’s rear end

 

[Strings]

Those guys are the worst.

 

[Strings]

Lots of warning signs with this one.

 

[Domon]

Dude on facebook said this was a "curtain rod end"
I suspect otherwise

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what kind of heathen doesnt call it a finial.

Clearly been up butts. High gloss finish for easy cleaning.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

 

[wetwillie]

So uh is valve dead

No, Percy has made a plug for him. Just a slow leak.

But seriously, I'm a little concerned too. He's grown on me, like mold. He can be a fungi.