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Mud

Stuck with this Shitty Title
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I know a girl who was in a single car accident. Driving drunk and lost her license. Knocked down a telephone pole.
Then not too long after got another DUI for riding a bike while drunk into traffic and causing another single car accident when the guy swerved to miss hitting her.
Ironically hitting a telephone pole.
 
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gee

Blame It On The Gassa Nova
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I was in a single vehicle accident once. Don't drive tired, folks.

Got to see the jaws of life in action and experience morphine though, which was kinda neat.
 
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tre

My favorite chef is Mike Rowave
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Especially with Tiger.
Netflix GIF
 
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HipHugHer

Looks like Ted Nugent, Smells like Sasquatch
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I don't understand what the big deal is with Tiger.
He's basically a really damaged individual.
So what he can hit a ball in a hole, whoopee.
Folks who assign some sort of status to the guy are more fucked in the head than he is, imo.
Would you want your daughter hanging around with some dude like that?
Answer honestly.
 

Mr. Argumentor

Will Argue for Tacos
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I don't understand what the big deal is with Tiger.
He's basically a really damaged individual.
So what he can hit a ball in a hole, whoopee.
Folks who assign some sort of status to the guy are more fucked in the head than he is, imo.
Would you want your daughter hanging around with some dude like that?
Answer honestly.
Pretty sure I've seen you verbally fellate a famous musician or three