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[Valve1138]

Weather dummies updated our forecast.

We'll receive between 0 and 5 inches of snow.

 

[Domon]

so, zero then

 

[Ex` ange]

Weather dummies updated our forecast.

We'll receive between 0 and 5 inches of snow.

Funny. Atlanta will get that too.

 

[JAXvillain]

Just pushed back to TSLA which has been completely flat pending new big news. Went from 99 shares to 148!

 

[JAXvillain]

Sold GME at 132 and it has pulled back to 96. Nailed that fucking wave. My posts may become rather outlandish. I'm gettin fucking hammied.

 

[Valve1138]

Had to call the bank to have my ATM card turned back on. Hadn't used it in so long they automatically turned it off.

 

[Valve1138]

 

[wetwillie]

View attachment 13401

Yo, Dilbert. That's a pic, post a YT link ffs. T.Y.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

This is ongoing, apparently

 

[Valve1138]

Woah

 

[wetwillie]

This is ongoing, apparently

I'd be moving a hella lot faster than that guy in the parking lot. RUN, IVAN RUN!

 

[JAXvillain]

prior to this they were big on PALANTIR and something else right? Theres no actual value in any of this shit (definitely not in GME), so its really just market manipulation

As noted before, GME does have real value. They own 5500ish stores that sell zillions of X-Boxes. They made a deal with MS to get a cut of the online game sales because they do all the dirty work. There is real value in this stock.

 

[fly]

This is ongoing, apparently

Not much more Russian than that casual walk during the apocalypse.

 

[Mikeawesome]

prior to this they were big on PALANTIR and something else right? Theres no actual value in any of this shit (definitely not in GME), so its really just market manipulation

palantir is legit

 

[wetwillie]

@HipHugHer - in cluck market news, eggs were up 20% in mid-day laying. 7 eggs/11 chickens/1 day. Not too shabby. Previous high was 6. Filled that silly little egg-slide thingy in 3 day. MOmma says "pickle them, I'll make it worth your while, farmer boy". RAR!

 

[JAXvillain]

@HipHugHer - in cluck market news, eggs were up 20% in mid-day laying. 7 eggs/11 chickens/1 day. Not too shabby. Previous high was 6. Filled that silly little egg-slide thingy in 3 day. MOmma says "pickle them, I'll make it worth your while, farmer boy". RAR!

I love eggs and envy that. I could eat a couple eggs a day, no sweat. Lucky guy!

 

[Petunia]

i wanna reach out to this “designer” and have her draw all the DERPS here

 

[HipHugHer]

@HipHugHer - in cluck market news, eggs were up 20% in mid-day laying. 7 eggs/11 chickens/1 day. Not too shabby. Previous high was 6. Filled that silly little egg-slide thingy in 3 day. MOmma says "pickle them, I'll make it worth your while, farmer boy". RAR!

Holding steady here at a dozen a week from the 4 of them but as they matured from basically teens to fully adult the eggs got bigger!

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

 

[wetwillie]

I love eggs and envy that. I could eat a couple eggs a day, no sweat. Lucky guy!

I ate 5 hardboils. mmmm, nothing like a good sulfur fart bath in bed. "Breath deep the gathering gloom, watch lights fade from every room . . . .