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[Petunia]

No, thankfully he revealed his new power as I was going to put the pizza there. Unfortunately my phone was across the room and he hopped down when I went to get it so there is no proof.

ahahahaaa

 

[Jehannum]

I found a gray nose hair today. Is this what old feels like?

I showed it to my kids so they know what they've done to me.

 

[Josh]

Ear hair too?

 

[Jehannum]

Ear hair too?

I dunno, I don't mess with the inside of my ears. The stuff on my lobes is all still brown.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

 

[fly]

I found a gray nose hair today. Is this what old feels like?

I showed it to my kids so they know what they've done to me.

I have quite a few

 

[Jehannum]

Evisceration Plague is a heapin' slab of heavy. I like it, and I don't have guns or skulls (aside from the one originally issued to me).

 

[Jehannum]

Aww, Meg Whitman's latest project (Quibi) has kicked the dust.

I can't imagine why, particularly after having worked for her.

 

[fly]

Aww, Meg Whitman's latest project (Quibi) has kicked the dust.

I can't imagine why, particularly after having worked for her.

That piece of shit was doomed from the start.

 

[Jehannum]

That piece of shit was doomed from the start.

Especially with Meg Whitman as CEO.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I hope a couple of the IPs they had get a real network interested

 

[Valve1138]

Felicia Day was whining they didn’t hire her, since she’s an internet short form pioneer.

 

[Petunia]

have y'all seen CNN Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin stroking his dick in a zoom call with his The New Yorker Staff?

 

[Valve1138]

have y'all seen CNN Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin stroking his dick in a zoom call with his The New Yorker Staff?

Why would anyone want to?

 

[Petunia]

Why would anyone want to?

no one wants to.. its just all over the internet.
the reaction on everyones face on the zoom call. priceless

 

[Peppers]

have y'all seen CNN Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin stroking his dick in a zoom call with his The New Yorker Staff?

He wrote a bunch of articles during the Brett Kavanaugh confirmation process accusing him of being a pervert.

 

[Petunia]

He wrote a bunch of articles during the Brett Kavanaugh confirmation process accusing him of being a pervert.

and he wrote a book about OJ Simpson after the Not Guilty verdict and guess who came back publicly laughing at him ?!?!
lmaooooooo

 

[OOD]

The pope backed gay civil unions apparently. Not religiously though. Business as usual I guess.

 

[Jehannum]

If there's no butthole cut of the next Jurassic Park, I'm boycotting the series:

We Finally Know What a Dinosaur’s Butthole Looks Like

Do you want to see?

slate.com

 

[fly]

DINOSAURS HAD FEATHERS