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Strings

Stuck with this Shitty Title
Apr 18, 2016
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update on my PARKING LOT CAR CRAAASH
so dude wants more money for the “damage”.
his car already had other scratches and scrapes
on the bumper
i challenge him to come match his damage with mine.
Isn't this how bad horror and porn movies start?
 

Immigrant

full of tales of hot tail
Apr 26, 2016
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Our air quality was supposed to improve late today or Wednesday and I just saw on the news that it isn’t happening until Friday at the earliest. After days of the air resembling serious fog, my area finally is rated “hazardous”, the worst on the air scale.

My roomie still smokes and always goes outside and yesterday whenever he came back in, he smelled like burning wood instead of a giant ashtray.

We have to go to the grocery store today. shit.