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[august]

What are you doing with that information? I got the feeling it was a scam, but I have no idea.

yeah I am probably not going to do anything. it might be legit, idk, but even if it is, most class action suits like that pay out very little anyway bc of how many people do participate, & I'd rather just not fuck around with it.

 

[Josh]

They moved it to storage, like I said.

I think Timothy McVeigh had like the amount of one or two of those big bags in the back of the Ryder truck he blew up, causing all that damage to the federal building there in Oklahoma City. For scale. Wow.

 

[Petunia]

I think Timothy McVeigh had like the amount of one or two of those big bags in the back of the Ryder truck he blew up, causing all that damage to the federal building there in Oklahoma City. For scale. Wow.

yes he had like 2 tons
this was like 827377382828272

 

[Josh]

 

[gee]

"You really shouldn't store a great big pile of ammonium nitrate because it'll go bang and cause a hell of a lot of damage" isn't exactly without precedent.

Ammonium nitrate disasters - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

yeah I am probably not going to do anything. it might be legit, idk, but even if it is, most class action suits like that pay out very little anyway bc of how many people do participate, & I'd rather just not fuck around with it.

I got like $7.62 from a Naked juice class action years ago lol.

 

[Mikeawesome]

there was a classic action lawsuit for the evaporator coils in my house. first check i got was like $500. they then divided the rest to those that put in a claim and the 2nd check i got was $4500

 

[kiwi]

yeah I am probably not going to do anything. it might be legit, idk, but even if it is, most class action suits like that pay out very little anyway bc of how many people do participate, & I'd rather just not fuck around with it.

The most you can get is 7.50. I was curious so I read through and found it.

 

[Jesus Christ]

The captain is actually @Jesus Christ

The Lord works in mysterious ways, my son.

 

[HipHugHer]

Enjoy the stroll to cypress m'lord.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

@fly

 

[Jehannum]

 

[Immigrant]

Riveting

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

A guy that worked in the port was found after 30 hours in the water. Somehow he was alive.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ed-alive-30-hours-blown-sea-Beirut-blast.html

 

[Petunia]

A guy that worked in the port was found after 30 hours in the water. Somehow he was alive.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ed-alive-30-hours-blown-sea-Beirut-blast.html

wow!!!

 

[wetwillie]

Beirut - I wonder if any local scooted out on the water . . . should have been thousands of fished stunned AF from the shock wave. hmmm, that's gonna stink starting about now.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Gunpowder powered jaws of life. Why? Because Russia

 

[gee]

Gunpowder powered jaws of life. Why? Because Russia

That is (1) faster and (2) way more portable than the hydraulic ones with the separate gas hydraulic pack that are a pain in the ass to carry around. And simpler. Honestly I can't really knock it.

And powder powered power tools are awesome. I rented a Ramset nailer to put down the subfloor in my old house, and that thing was entirely too much fun to use.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

1) only cuts, doesn't pry open
2) if you've got an injured, panicked person, keeping them from jumping from the gunpowder may be interesting.

There's some use for it, for sure, but I'm ambivalent on whether it is better.

 

[gee]

Behold the power of Trailer Park Boys.



Jerry Falwell Jr. was apparently engaging in some 'immoral acts' on the trailer park boys party cruise.

Wonder if he's gonna give the OH GOD I HAVE SINNED FORGIVE ME LORD swaggart-speech.