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[fly]

link? i see nothing about this.

Tom hanks is on the level of keanu reeves in terms of wholesome

check theydontwantyoutoknow.com or thegeorgesorossecret.com, they probably have all the in-depth reporting!

 

[Peppers]

check theydontwantyoutoknow.com or thegeorgesorossecret.com, they probably have all the in-depth reporting!

Or Twitter.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

so now i’m reading TOM HANKS is a p3d0

wtffffff

WHEN WILL YOU SICK BASTARDS STOP

As if!

 

[wetwillie]

link? i see nothing about this.

Tom hanks is on the level of keanu reeves in terms of wholesome

John Wayne Gacy regularly performed at children's hospitals and charitable events as "Pogo the Clown" or "Patches the Clown" - wholesome means nothing.
I remember how attached Tom got to "Wilson" - it must be true.

 

[fly]

John Wayne Gacy regularly performed at children's hospitals and charitable events as "Pogo the Clown" or "Patches the Clown" - wholesome means nothing.
I remember how attached Tom got to "Wilson" - it must be true.

So attached that he married a Wilson!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

im doing a 90 minute guided meditation today with some french therapist to find my inner child. Will report back if I have any revelations.

 

[Jehannum]

im doing a 90 minute guided meditation today with some french therapist to find my inner child. Will report back if I have any revelations.

Don't touch your inner child in the no-nos.

 

[Mikeawesome]

i did a 10 day vipassana meditation retreat. longest 10 days of my life

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Don't touch your inner child in the no-nos.

I did not. It was good though. Ive been hella calm and tranquil all day. What a good way to spend an early morning!

 

[OOD]

I did not. It was good though. Ive been hella calm and tranquil all day. What a good way to spend an early morning!

I cut the knee-high grass today. I'm now in a very peaceful state to not be doing it anymore.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

I think I've spoiled Scout with daily hikes (mostly using the woods to escape the heat) so recently we'll go on walks and he'll poop and then be like "okay that's enough".

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I think I've spoiled Scout with daily hikes (mostly using the woods to escape the heat) so recently we'll go on walks and he'll poop and then be like "okay that's enough".

Good plan. I never understand dog owners who keep a strict exercise routine, they just set themselves up for problems.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Good plan. I never understand dog owners who keep a strict exercise routine, they just set themselves up for problems.

He'll just stop and stand still, I look at him, he looks at me, then he'll sit. I say "okay we'll go home" and off we go! It's funny really.

 

[APRIL]

@Maureen
@Applesauce

I saw both of you posting the left image on Instagram so figured I'd share this too...ehehehe

 

[fly]

odam

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I enjoy stumbling across that subreddit when it reaches r/all

 

[APRIL]

I enjoy stumbling across that subreddit when it reaches r/all

That one and /r/botchedsurgeries

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

That one more just makes me sad.
I guess both make me feel bad, but botched is worse.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

 

[fly]

omg my ovaries