Thread All new 2019 Super Duper Sperm thread!

[Petunia]

Sick.

we say that too here. lots.

 

[HipHugHer]

I feel bad because it has to fly to the tree and yell at me when I go out the door. How do I make it my friend?

What kinda bird?

The stuff mentioned will work for most.
Barn Swallows fly low along the water and scoop up insects. Some small crickets or something from a pet store might work for those.

 

[Domon]

disturbed a hornets nest 2 days ago by accident inside my hose reel (busted up the nest opening the lid). Didnt get stung then and left it alone figuring theyd move since their nest was busted.

Nope. walked by it the morning and one of em flew out at hypersonic speeds and stung me on the hand and flew away. Fucker.

He's brought incineration on his whole tribe by being a dick.

 

[HipHugHer]

From what I've seen they usually will rebuild unless you remove the thing completely.

 

[Immigrant]

Projection... You're the miserable old tit.

You’re half right. I may be miserable at times but I still have it in me to treat others the way I’d like to be treated in return. You are just a fucking asshole who never has a nice thing to say.

At least your mom had the awareness to compliment my magnificent wiener.

 

[Petunia]

disturbed a hornets nest 2 days ago by accident inside my hose reel (busted up the nest opening the lid). Didnt get stung then and left it alone figuring theyd move since their nest was busted.

Nope. walked by it the morning and one of em flew out at hypersonic speeds and stung me on the hand and flew away. Fucker.

He's brought incineration on his whole tribe by being a dick.

he was the chosen one.
they swarm is celebrating your sting right now

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

 

[Domon]

he was the chosen one.
they swarm is celebrating your sting right now

no theyre not, because theyre ash

 

[Immigrant]

A lot of care went into achieving that.

 

[tre]

 

[Strings]

A lot of care went into achieving that.

But why?

 

[Josh]

 

[Valve1138]

 

[tre]

That has @Jehannum written all over it

 

[gee]

Does that count as a wagon or a SUV? Maybe his wife would want it.

 

[Valve1138]

Does that count as a wagon or a SUV? Maybe his wife would want it.

It’s an SUUV duh.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

That florescent tube has to be some kind of dungeon/kidnapping thing?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

the suspension in that thing has gotta be hating life

 

[Jehannum]

the suspension in that thing has gotta be hating life

Oh, It has a saab story for you...

 

[Domon]

for the first time in a very long time, American Indians have something good happen to them

Roughly 1/2 of Oklahoma is now an Indian Reservation. Including the city of Tulsa

Supreme Court Rules Large Swath of Oklahoma Is Indian Reservation

The 5-4 decision could reshape criminal justice in eastern Oklahoma by preventing state authorities from prosecuting Native Americans.

www.nytimes.com

It comes from a couple of cases where Creek Indians were being shitheads and committing major crimes then claiming they could only be federally prosecuted for their crimes because they were on Indian land. But the end result should cause enormous benefit for the tribes of the area