Thread All new 2019 Super Duper Sperm thread!

[Domon]

An old cunt might say "rippa", but no one under 50 says that anymore

you're getting near that bar aintcha ?

 

[Domon]

I f'ing hate this screen. I keep refreshing it.

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you dont get the "Track your item on a map" updates?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

you dont get the "Track your item on a map" updates?

Not with UPS. Amazon does that when it gets close enough

 

[Domon]

Not with UPS. Amazon does that when it gets close enough

sign up for the free version of ups mychoice and you should get it

 

[Valve1138]

sign up for the free version of ups mychoice and you should get it

It depends on the truck, not all have the tracking built in yet.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

sign up for the free version of ups mychoice and you should get it

Oh that.
I tried signing up for that and for some reason it registers the house as a "multi-tenant address" for some stupid reason, so it wouldn't let me sign up without putting in an apartment number and other things that I don't have. I tried "NA" and various opt-outs and didn't get anywhere

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

What is a good gift for a bird, specifically the bird who has eggs in a nest on my porch light?

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

I feel bad because it has to fly to the tree and yell at me when I go out the door. How do I make it my friend?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

What is a good gift for a bird, specifically the bird who has eggs in a nest on my porch light?

Go to a pet store and buy a bunch of live mealworms, leave 'em in a heavy bowl on the floor outside?

 

[Domon]

Go to a pet store and buy a bunch of live mealworms, leave 'em in a heavy bowl on the floor outside?

or you know, a piece of shredded up bread for far less effort

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Go to a pet store and buy a bunch of live mealworms, leave 'em in a heavy bowl on the floor outside?

Or the bait store, buy a container of nightcrawlers
Same deal

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

or you know, a piece of shredded up bread for far less effort

how they gonna make a sandwich with it if you shred it

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

having a new fence put up and the utility guys came by to mark the lines on the grass and the doggo was losing her shit at them through the window the whole time
Thats a good watch dog right there

 

[Domon]

how they gonna make a sandwich with it if you shred it

100 little bird sized sandwiches

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

or you know, a piece of shredded up bread for far less effort

Bread isnt good for birds, robit.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Seeds would also be a good choice

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

little tiny bird-sized beers

 

[fly]

little tiny bird-sized beers

I'm with this guy

 

[Strings]

I say put them to work.
If they're gonna live with Hoggz they should get a job a chip in.

 

[fly]

I say put them to work.
If they're gonna live with Hoggz they should get a job a chip in.
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Hopefully the birds aren't white, otherwise he'll be guilt tripping them 24/7!