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[Immigrant]

Didn't think about that. Yeah, it's a possibility.
I'd be worried about spiders hiding in the nooks and crannies though

Should I kill spiders in my home? An entomologist explains why not to

This Speed Read makes the case why you should be nice to spiders you encounter in your home and consider a live-and-let-live policy.

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[Domon]

Should I kill spiders in my home? An entomologist explains why not to

This Speed Read makes the case why you should be nice to spiders you encounter in your home and consider a live-and-let-live policy.

theconversation.com

i dont kill em, i dont kill much of anything, but ill move em outside. Their house is outdoors, mine is indoors

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I always try to move em outside, but if they make it too difficult then I just smash the bastard

 

[Immigrant]

I don’t try that hard to move them outside. That link was furnished to me by my bleeding heart librul brother. The one who only uses natural extermination techniques and is crawling with ants as a result.

Unlike me who is in severely poor health and has been shooting blanks since age 26.

 

[gee]

I move them outside.

Yeah they eat bugs and other good stuff... but then they make nests and you've got 1000 baby spiders climbing all over the house, fuck that.

 

[Domon]

I don’t try that hard to move them outside. That link was furnished to me by my bleeding heart librul brother. The one who only uses natural extermination techniques and is crawling with ants as a result.

Unlike me who is in severely poor health and has been shooting blanks since age 26.

is Borax a natural extermination technique? cause that shit fucks ants right up. Mix it with a little sugar and in less than a day no more ants

 

[fly]

is Borax a natural extermination technique? cause that shit fucks ants right up. Mix it with a little sugar and in less than a day no more ants

As long as sugar is what they're after right then. Sometimes they want protein, so use peanut butter.

 

[APRIL]

As long as sugar is what they're after right then. Sometimes they want protein, so use peanut butter.

Fly always craves the protein.

 

[Domon]

As long as sugar is what they're after right then. Sometimes they want protein, so use peanut butter.

yep yep.

Wood eating ones are harder to deal with

 

[Jehannum]

yep yep.

Wood eating ones are harder to deal with

Couldn't @fly just stop taking Cialis then?

 

[Domon]

Gestapo is gestopo'ing again and using a public health crisis as cover

ICE: Foreign Students Must Leave The U.S. If Their Colleges Go Online-Only This Fall

New federal rules will prohibit international students from completing fully online courses of study while in the U.S. Monday's announcement comes as more colleges release their plans for the fall.

www.npr.org

 

[tre]

Fly always craves the protein.

He keeps a couple 2 litre bottles of protein handy

 

[fly]

Couldn't @fly just stop taking Cialis then?

I can't ever stop taking it. If my boner gets below 50mm, I explode.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

@OzSTEEZ how do you say something like "good" as in "good job" in Australian?

Sick.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Sick.

Australian, not Californian

 

[OzSTEEZ]

As though he has it in him to compliment any fucking thing.

Projection... You're the miserable old tit.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Australian, not Californian

Very similar cultures.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

An old cunt might say "rippa", but no one under 50 says that anymore

 

[Jehannum]

I can't ever stop taking it. If my boner gets below 50mm, I explode.

Not enough excess capacity in the ol' brain, eh?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I f'ing hate this screen. I keep refreshing it.