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[august]

1979 Horoscope! Share your predictions!

im a libra and im a whore who will die of a venereal disease! this could not be more spot on!

I'm a scorpio and horoscopes always make me sound way cooler than I am which is why I don't believe in them but still perpetuate them

 

[gee]

I'm a scorpio and horoscopes always make me sound way cooler than I am which is why I don't believe in them but still perpetuate them

 

[Immigrant]

 

[Josh]

According to that horrorscope, I'm better than all of you, you all suck, I run this place, bow down to my supremacy.

 

[Domon]

@tampons. You mind if we pre-emptively burn your state down to the ground?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Yeah, that's pretty bad.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

That last guy reminds me of fly for some reason... I can't put my finger on it

 

[APRIL]

@tampons. You mind if we pre-emptively burn your state down to the ground?

Let's do it. Florida people are more often than not, the worst.

 

[Immigrant]

Haven’t watched yet. Is that Post Malone?

 

[Domon]

Haven’t watched yet. Is that Post Malone?

a poor imitator

 

[Petunia]

omg so today i’ve been interviewing housekeepers as I cannot keep up with this place since i’ve been sick..

so while doing the walk through of the house, we get to the 4th floor and this one twat says: i think of you were in better shape you’d cure that lupus (cuz i was climbing the stairs like a toddler and having a hard time breathing from climbing the stairs 3 times today)

THERES NO CURE YOU TWAT AND I CAN BARELY WALK!!


ps i hired her

 

[fly]

omg so today i’ve been interviewing housekeepers as I cannot keep up with this place since i’ve been sick..

so while doing the walk through of the house, we get to the 4th floor and this one twat says: i think of you were in better shape you’d cure that lupus (cuz i was climbing the stairs like a toddler and having a hard time breathing from climbing the stairs 3 times today)

THERES NO CURE YOU TWAT AND I CAN BARELY WALK!!


ps i hired her

She sounds like a real ball breaker. Is she hot enough for CEO to sire a child for her though, that's the real question!

 

[Petunia]

She sounds like a real ball breaker. Is she hot enough for CEO to sire a child for her though, that's the real question!

like an Arnold Schwarzenegger and his housekeeper ?

 

[Mikeawesome]

Wait it's really lupus?

 

[Petunia]

Wait it's really lupus?

it’s really lupus

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

It's always lupus!!

 

[Petunia]

It's always lupus!!

 

[OOD]

omg so today i’ve been interviewing housekeepers as I cannot keep up with this place since i’ve been sick..

so while doing the walk through of the house, we get to the 4th floor and this one twat says: i think of you were in better shape you’d cure that lupus (cuz i was climbing the stairs like a toddler and having a hard time breathing from climbing the stairs 3 times today)

THERES NO CURE YOU TWAT AND I CAN BARELY WALK!!


ps i hired her

Why are you so cool?

 

[Petunia]

Why are you so cool?

it’s the lupus

 

[Petunia]

white ppl i tell ya ...