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[nukes]

When the telemarketer calls I grab the lotion and start jerking it.

 

[Immigrant]

Ya, I know a couple people that worked in telemarketing and collections. Best possible thing is no answer/no contact.

I did part-time inbound telemarketing when I was young. Omaha was the Watts capital being all centralized and junk.

 

[Immigrant]

At that job, I helped coppers in another state catch an escaped mental patient. She called daily, over and over, until I answered.

 

[nukes]

At that job, I helped coppers in another state catch an escaped mental patient. She called daily, over and over, until I answered.

Stop talking about your ex-wife that way! LOL

 

[Immigrant]

Stop talking about your ex-wife that way! LOL

Fun fact
First ex married a cop

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

@APRIL

Cross section view of an owl so you can tell how much of it is feathers

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Forgot how much I love Oglaf

 

[gee]

 

[Immigrant]

Happy Fathers Day dads!

And also guys without kids but have pets.

 

[wetwillie]

Happy Fathers Day dads!

And also guys without kids but have pets.

HAppy Fathers Day to you, patient "I". Hope it's peaceful for ya, hopefully your son can make it up to see you.

 

[Immigrant]

HAppy Fathers Day to you, patient "I". Hope it's peaceful for ya, hopefully your son can make it up to see you.

Me too, but he’s hard at work today.

We never do much or really recognize holidays that aren’t Christmas or his birthday.

 

[Immigrant]

Thanks broheim

 

[Jehannum]

Me too, but he’s hard at work today.

We never do much or really recognize holidays that aren’t Christmas or his birthday.

Make it clear to him that at your funeral, he's to throw the bouquet of flowers off your coffin to the crowd to see who's next.

 

[Jehannum]

Happy Fathers Day dads!

And also guys without kids but have pets.

Thanks duder. Hope you feel better soon.

 

[nukes]

 

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[Immigrant]

Thanks duder. Hope you feel better soon.

Thanks J

You are a good yeti

 

[Immigrant]

uman hybrid