Thread All new 2019 Super Duper Sperm thread!

[nukes]

This is where someone says, stick to your day job, noob.

 

[APRIL]

This one dude had it worked out to what he called "doubles". 2, 4.
He'd come out of the woods every 4 months, get a job with a temp agency or construction crew or whatever. Work for 2 months, still camping or living in his old truck, just closer to the job. Save all the money and use it to resupply what he needed to go back to the woods for another 4 months. Repeat.

I think I'd be more of a hermit if @fly wasn't around.

 

[tre]

I'm still trying to figure out why I keep laughing.

because he keeps taking off his pants?

 

[APRIL]

You're making my case.

 

[APRIL]

because he keeps taking off his pants?

omfg -ded-

 

[Immigrant]

I want to have a beer, or in your case club soda, with you in this life. So stick around!

I break out in a rash the looks like handcuffs when I drink. You game?

 

[nukes]

You're making my case.

 

[fly]

Immi will smoke you under the table.

I don't smoke.

 

[fly]

I think I'd be more of a hermit if @fly wasn't around.

So true.

 

[nukes]

I don't smoke.

Well that's a slam dunk then. He'll smoke enough for both of you.

 

[fly]

I break out in a rash the looks like handcuffs when I drink. You game?

How about you smoke and I'll drink then.

 

[HipHugHer]

I don't understand people that don't need friends. I *need* people to laugh at my jokes, otherwise I have no self-worth!

I think I'd be more of a hermit if @fly wasn't around.

The guy wasn't exactly outgoing but sociable enough, functional while he was in society working. Just after a couple months he had what he needed out of the deal and dropped out again.

Did that for 4 or 5 years until he met the wrong/right girl at one of those jobs. That spelled the end of the hermitage.

 

[nukes]

The guy wasn't exactly outgoing but sociable enough, functional while he was in society working. Just after a couple months he had what he needed out of the deal and dropped out again.

Did that for 4 or 5 years until he met the wrong/right girl at one of those jobs. That spelled the end of the hermitage.

Women ruin the bachelor lifestyle.

 

[kiwi]

I'm still trying to figure out why I keep laughing.

To stop from crying?

 

[HipHugHer]

We need a phone app that sounds like an old school receiver being slammed down into the cradle when you hang up.


"Hi, this is Rodger from the such and such department calling regarding your vehicle's extended warranty".

"TAKE ME OFF YOUR LIST RIGHT NOW MOTHERFUCKER!"....beep. doesn't quite have the desired emphasis.

 

[Jehannum]

We need a phone app that sounds like an old school receiver being slammed down into the cradle when you hang up.


"Hi, this is Rodger from the such and such department calling regarding your vehicle's extended warranty".

"TAKE ME OFF YOUR LIST RIGHT NOW MOTHERFUCKER!"....beep. doesn't quite have the desired emphasis.

I like wasting Rodger's time.

"Hey Rodger, I've got a wide variety of semi-reliable shitboxes that need extended warranties, how do you feel writing a policy for a '71 Datsun, a '92 Nissan, and a '95 Audi?"

then I try and keep him on the phone for the longest amount of time with the minimum amount of effort.

 

[HipHugHer]

I like wasting Rodger's time.

"Hey Rodger, I've got a wide variety of semi-reliable shitboxes that need extended warranties, how do you feel writing a policy for a '71 Datsun, a '92 Nissan, and a '95 Audi?"

then I try and keep him on the phone for the longest amount of time with the minimum amount of effort.

I didn't have time to waste Rodgers time but that is a good idea.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I like wasting Rodger's time.

"Hey Rodger, I've got a wide variety of semi-reliable shitboxes that need extended warranties, how do you feel writing a policy for a '71 Datsun, a '92 Nissan, and a '95 Audi?"

then I try and keep him on the phone for the longest amount of time with the minimum amount of effort.

I'm convinced that engaging with them only guarantees that they will bother you more.

 

[Domon]

gasdh

 

[HipHugHer]

I'm convinced that engaging with them only guarantees that they will bother you more.

It keeps your number coming up on their dialer more frequently because it's counted as making contact.

Ya, I know a couple people that worked in telemarketing and collections. Best possible thing is no answer/no contact.

For telemarketing there is some magic phrase where legally they're supposed to leave you alone but they don't anyway. Something like "take me off your list" but that's probably not the full or exact wording.