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[nukes]

It's the way it goes with chickens. They are easy prey. I have a tardis filled with the feathers of one of mine who died by owl.

TARDIS?
Let's go kill Hitler.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

maybe theyre contemplating a murder

See, sometimes robot jokes can be funny

 

[nukes]

My best friend and I ran a speculative "what if" about the assasination of a young Hitler. Stalin takes over Western Europe.
Japan still builds empire.
Israel never happens. The genocide is just delayed.

 

[Petunia]

I regret to inform anyone who enjoyed pictures of my big, beautiful cock that someone's dog just killed it

OMG NOOOO
NOT THAT BEAUTIFUL COLORFUL AND MAJESTIC COCK!!!


this is literally the worst day ever


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[HipHugHer]

I'm pretty good at eliminating chicken killers just FYI. Maybe a little too good.

 

[nukes]

Slurp

 

[Strings]

On my second cup.

Edited that giphy out

 

[nukes]

On my second cup.

Edited that giphy out

I'm brewing a new pot.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Click the first tweet for more examples

 

[nukes]

Nah.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

@APRIL @Maureen

 

[OOD]

I had to type this reply to my classmate. And her however was just a poor paraphrase of my post.

 

[Immigrant]

Freedom isn’t free
There’s a hefty fuckin fee

It’s $1.05

 

[Immigrant]

 

[nukes]

Freedom isn’t free
There’s a hefty fuckin fee

It’s $1.05

I'll pay a buck 380

 

[gee]

word of the day: armadildo

It's what happens with a co-worker mispronounces 'armadillo' and you spend the rest of the day poking fun at them for it.

 

[wetwillie]

word of the day: armadildo

It's what happens with a co-worker mispronounces 'armadillo' and you spend the rest of the day poking fun at them for it.

I figured an "Armadildo" was an attachment for Bender in Futurama.

 

[Strings]

word of the day: armadildo

It's what happens with a co-worker mispronounces 'armadillo' and you spend the rest of the day poking fun at them for it.

I had a coworker once tell me he was getting a little bored and needed to break the monogamy.
Told him I wasn't interested just in case he did know what word he was using.

 

[wetwillie]

I had a coworker once tell me he was getting a little bored and needed to break the monogamy.
Told him I wasn't interested just in case he did know what word he was using.

Guess he pegged you wrong.

 

[Valve1138]

So weird. I can’t see the delicious food thread but I can search and post in it.