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[Mikeawesome]

she should mow then

 

[nukes]

she should mow then

Not strong enough. Bluff is around a 30 degree incline. And I don't want an artificial bladder.

 

[wetwillie]

Not strong enough. Bluff is around a 30 degree incline. And I don't want an artificial bladder.

Let it grow - when food supplies run low you'll have a good place to put traps to catch critters.

 

[Peppers]

 

[Immigrant]

One of my sisters has a boner for Paul Rudd and last night, I was watching a standup act on Netflix and sent her this picture with the caption “Wow! Paul Rudd sure has let himself go!” and she almost killed herself:



Only it was right side up. For some reason, pics I take with my iPad load funny here.

 

[nukes]

Paul Rudd was recently in a show with Alan Arkin.
Wow he let himself go!

 

[Immigrant]

I watched AntMan out of boredom not long ago. It had a few entertaining moments, but not too many.

6/10 pests

Those little black ants? Have you ever smelled one? Yeesh

 

[Jehannum]

Those little black ants? Have you ever smelled one? Yeesh

Racist and repugnant.

 

[nukes]

Racist and repugnant.

Red ant is clearly the superior genome.

 

[HipHugHer]

Wife won't let me mow cause of the bluff and the compromised bladder. Now I gotta call a service. Gonna cost me money.
A Hebraic dilemma.

You got kids, there's your lawn service.
The little woman can get her ass out there and push a mower too.

 

[wetwillie]

You got kids, there's your lawn service.
The little woman can get her ass out there and push a mower too.

Kids are more likely to just break a perfectly good mower trying to muscle the fucker to turn around, rather than pushing down the handles,backing up and pivoting. Got that t-shirt. ANTHONY!!! God damnit, I saw you through the mother fucking window, AFTER I TOLD YOU about that shit.

 

[OOD]

Kids are more likely to just break a perfectly good mower trying to muscle the fucker to turn around, rather than pushing down the handles,backing up and pivoting. Got that t-shirt. ANTHONY!!! God damnit, I saw you through the mother fucking window, AFTER I TOLD YOU about that shit.

It's good for the economy to hire someone anyway. That's why people shouldn't feel lazy for hiring. It's what a true patriot would do.

 

[HipHugHer]

Kids are more likely to just break a perfectly good mower trying to muscle the fucker to turn around, rather than pushing down the handles,backing up and pivoting. Got that t-shirt. ANTHONY!!! God damnit, I saw you through the mother fucking window, AFTER I TOLD YOU about that shit.

Make him cut the grass with a scissors, then he'll take better care of the mower.

 

[gee]

Just run over them with the mower.

I've never had a riding mower before, but I'm gonna assume if a stick is big enough that I shouldn't run it over with a push mower, I shouldn't run it over with a riding mower either.

 

[OOD]

Here's some corona virus spam. Watching the first video makes the second one funnier.

Reddit post: 25 celebrities sing "Imagine" in isolation, creat…:


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[wetwillie]

Make him cut the grass with a scissors, then he'll take better care of the mower.

He's 39 now, lives in an apartment. Apparently I scarred him for life. ?From it?

 

[Peppers]

Some of you can probably figure out who I stole this from

 

[wetwillie]

Some of you can probably figure out who I stole this from

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Is that April in the overalls?

 

[Petunia]

Wife won't let me mow cause of the bluff and the compromised bladder. Now I gotta call a service. Gonna cost me money.
A Hebraic dilemma.

or she can get off her ass and she can do it


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[Jehannum]

Oh Riker, you saucy dish.