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Drinkin' my beer watchin' cars go round a circle,
Cars go round a circle, cars go round a circle
Drinkin' my beer watchin' cars go round a circle
<I can't figure out a good line.>

Get another beer, then watch cars go round a circle,
Cars go round a circle, cars go round a circle
Runnin' out of beer, watching cars go round a circle
Guess I better go to the store

Gotta make a pitstop while the cars go round a circle,
Cars go round a circle, cars go round a circle
Gotta have a shit while the cars go round a circle
Hope I don't miss a big 'ol crash

Wife says GET OFF THE FUCKING COUCH YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT while the cars go round a circle,
Cars go round a circle, cars go round a circle
Wife says FUCK YOU IM LEAVING IM GETTING A DIVORCE GOODBYE while the cars go round a circle
DAMN MISSUS IM TRYIN TO WATCH THE RACE

Spent half the day working on the house, left the TV on which ended up showing a NASCAR race for a good part of it. Got a stupid song out of it at least.

Feel free to tack on some verses.
 
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Blame It On The Gassa Nova
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fly's tongue goes round the butthole while the cars go 'round the circle
cars go 'round the circle, cars go 'round the circle
fly's tongue goes round the butthole while the cars go 'round the circle
april says I fuckin' love NASCAR
 
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