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[Valve1138]

We hosted a cyclist from the Netherlands overnight.

He's riding cross country, started in California and will end in New York before flying home.

Guy is maybe 5'5" and eats 4000-5000 calories a day.

I'm glad we made a lot of taco fixings last night. He ate I think 10 loaded tacos and most of an avocado

 

[Valve1138]

Got my grumpy trophy

 

[Mikeawesome]

Cucked

 

[Valve1138]

Sad troll.

No life.

Doesn't leave the house so he can't vote and look at the house falling apart.

 

[tre]

Got my grumpy trophy

you mean your wife let you get a grumpy trophy

 

[Valve1138]

you mean your wife let you get a grumpy trophy

Sick burn bu the great @tre !!! For mod!

 

[Mikeawesome]

does she let you watch

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

We hosted a cyclist from the Netherlands overnight.

He's riding cross country, started in California and will end in New York before flying home.

Guy is maybe 5'5" and eats 4000-5000 calories a day.

I'm glad we made a lot of taco fixings last night. He ate I think 10 loaded tacos and most of an avocado

TransAmerica?

That's most excellent of you. He's possibly losing weight even with that intake.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

My normal alarm woke me up this morning. I looked at it and thought "no way is that right, that's way too early to be getting up. Must've set that for some other reason." and went back to bed.

Mornings suck.

 

[Immigrant]

My current favorite time of day is between 3:30 and 6:00 am.

#geezerlifestylepassion

 

[OOD]

My normal alarm woke me up this morning. I looked at it and thought "no way is that right, that's way too early to be getting up. Must've set that for some other reason." and went back to bed.

Mornings suck.

Apparently I have had an alarm set for 6am for several months that I just heard this morning.

 

[APRIL]

My current favorite time of day is between 3:30 and 6:00 am.

#geezerlifestylepassion

I love early mornings too... but it would wake fly up and he's light/sound aggressive.

 

[Darth Handsome]

he's light/sound aggressive.

he's what?

 

[tre]

he's what?

he's bitchy in the morning

 

[APRIL]

he's bitchy in the morning

This shit right here.

He growls if I turn on a light across the house.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Dump him, you can do better

 

[tre]

Dump him, you can do better

he's pretty much a cat, that's why she keeps him around

 

[APRIL]

Dump him, you can do better

Let's be honest here...

 

[APRIL]

he's pretty much a cat, that's why she keeps him around

He's definitely a finicky little fucker.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Let's be honest here...

malleable is one thing, sleeping in & then waking up bitchy is not a man's behavior