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[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Deadly Tropical Storm Imelda : Day 2

The roads were wet on the way in this morning. Got some rain drops on my shirt as I walked to the front door.

Further bulletins as events warrant.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Was wondering if your area was gonna flood out

 

[HipHugHer]

Sunny and 95 today. Those things hardly ever come in at the right angle for us.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Death Storm Imelda 2019 : Day 3

The wind was blowing a bunch last night and I had to get up at like 3am to turn off the alerts on my phone for the front doorbell. Not sure how well cope, but prayers and thought are appreciated.

 

[Darth Handsome]

You have my prayers but I'll be damned if Im going to think about you any more than I have to

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

You have my prayers but I'll be damned if Im going to think about you any more than I have to

Fair enough.

 

[APRIL]

Death Storm Imelda 2019 : Day 3

The wind was blowing a bunch last night and I had to get up at like 3am to turn off the alerts on my phone for the front doorbell. Not sure how well cope, but prayers and thought are appreciated.

Staying home from work today? They had it on this news this morning, looks rough.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Staying home from work today? They had it on this news this morning, looks rough.

Not hardly.
Its dumping on the beaumont area now

 

[gee]

 

[Immigrant]

I suddenly have a hankering for Neapolitan ice cream and square teets.

 

[APRIL]

Google Earth/Satellite is creepy... well I'm creepy... I'm creepin' around my neighborhood looking in my neighbors backyards.

 

[fly]

The closing of the window at the end cracked me up the most.

 

[Immigrant]

The closing of the window at the end cracked me up the most.

Check out how she lands and lays there.

 

[Jehannum]

hah, Microsoft changed their home use program so that now it's just an Office 365 "personal" or "home" subscription.

From moderately useless to totally useless in no time flat!

 

[HipHugHer]

If it doesn't bust loose and rain soon this is gonna be one miserable day. Steamy humid with the sun out, sweating like hell by 9am

 

[wetwillie]

If it doesn't bust loose and rain soon this is gonna be one miserable day. Steamy humid with the sun out, sweating like hell by 9am

Sweat dripping off yer back and fallin down yer ass crack one drip at a time. . . yep.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

That storm musta heard me talkin shit about it, they cut us loose at work because its supposed to get way shitty this afternoon

 

[Valve1138]

That storm musta heard me talkin shit about it, they cut us loose at work because its supposed to get way shitty this afternoon

You’re going to wind up with a Doggo friend!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

any new ones go down the disposal
were full up on animals

 

[APRIL]

any new ones go down the disposal
were full up on animals

There is always room in that bearded gruffy heart of yours.