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[gee]

fuckin' engineers

 

[Darth Handsome]

I tell those dumb bastards all the time you cant fit 14 pipes in a single corridor but they insist the math works out

 

[HipHugHer]

I screamed at someone today , they were about to drive into the gas pipe beside the house .
Crisis averted .
"how dare you scream at me i'm an engineer . "
Uh huh .

I think a lot of people who are super smart in one specific thing end up dumb as rocks in a lot of other areas of life. It's as if they expend the entirety of their brain power on one very narrow specialty and that's all they got.

Nuclear physicist that couldn't sew a button on his shirt.
Brain surgeon that would screw up a grilled cheese sandwich.
Hightone academic that has to call somebody to change a tire.
Etc.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I think a lot of people who are super smart in one specific thing end up dumb as rocks in a lot of other areas of life. It's as if they expend the entirety of their brain power on one very narrow specialty and that's all they got.

Nuclear physicist that couldn't see a button on his shirt.
Brain surgeon that would screw up a grilled cheese sandwich.
Hightone academic that has to call somebody to change a tire.
Etc.

Movie - IITS

Still waiting for the wit part. The proliferation of anti passive protesting pontificating professors permeates political palaver .

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Skip to the end if need be

 

[gee]

I tell those dumb bastards all the time you cant fit 14 pipes in a single corridor but they insist the math works out

They probably made that call based on past experience, considering they had no trouble fitting 14 pipes in your mom's corridor.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Darths Mom Jokes are a cliche

 

[fly]

Darths Mom Jokes are a cliche

And much like Darth's mom, its a cliche I can get behind.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I aint even mad

 

[gee]

And much like Darth's mom, its a cliche I can get behind.

Hope you don't mind waiting in line.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I'll put in a good word for Fly, she'll move him to the front of the line. He's gotta be better in the sack than a bunch of virginal engineers

 

[Jehannum]

I'll put in a good word for Fly, she'll move him to the front of the line. He's gotta be better in the sack than a bunch of virginal engineers

@fly will be done in 8 minutes or less, so it's not like there's an extraordinary wait if you move him up the queue.

 

[nukes]

Flys hair will need an entirely separate session.

 

[Petunia]

Update on Ungrateful Dinner Couple:

they are sorry and they were very drunk and are beside themselves with embarrassment and would like forgiveness to move on

 

[Valve1138]

Update on Ungrateful Dinner Couple:

they are sorry and they were very drunk and are beside themselves with embarrassment and would like forgiveness to move on

Demand blackmail material in exchange for forgiveness.

 

[Petunia]

Demand blackmail material in exchange for forgiveness.

we want to move in as well but this has for shred tainted our friendship (for now)
maybe down the road things will be better

bday party is still canceled to all friends
just keeping it intimate with family

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Update on Ungrateful Dinner Couple:

they are sorry and they were very drunk and are beside themselves with embarrassment and would like forgiveness to move on

tell em both to go eat a bag of dicks

 

[Mikeawesome]

 

[Petunia]

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love this! stealing it

 

[gee]

Update on Ungrateful Dinner Couple:

they are sorry and they were very drunk and are beside themselves with embarrassment and would like forgiveness to move on

Tell them you've got the right to mock them for it, but don't worry, it'll only be on rare occasions.

 

[HipHugHer]

Tell them you filmed it.