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kiwi

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Drove 40 min each way to the closest reptile place to buy a rat for the snake so she can eat before we leave for a week. Dumb snake won’t eat it and we leave in the morning. So not only did I spend 80 min getting the rat, now I have a live rat I have to deal with before we can leave.
 

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Drove 40 min each way to the closest reptile place to buy a rat for the snake so she can eat before we leave for a week. Dumb snake won’t eat it and we leave in the morning. So not only did I spend 80 min getting the rat, now I have a live rat I have to deal with before we can leave.
Just leave it in the cage. The snake will figure it out.

Source: I owned a Burmese named Miss Hiss who loved tight cuddling before eating.
 

kiwi

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She'll come out of shedding hungry AF. It's not like the rat is going to eat her. Give the rat a nice last meal - maybe the snake will get the idea ;)
They actually will. The rat can bite the snake causing sores that can get infected and be a big deal. We would rather dispose of the rat and get another one after we get home then risk it.
 

wetwille

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They actually will. The rat can bite the snake causing sores that can get infected and be a big deal. We would rather dispose of the rat and get another one after we get home then risk it.
ahh - never had snakes, had a few turtles and lizards.
Fucking rat bastard. How will you dispose of it, people want to know.
 
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Jehannum

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I've got the two halves of a 2.5L subaru block that's windowed on account of a broken rod. I retrieved all the interesting things I wanted from it, so now I just have the shit sitting around.

Anyone think I could just chuck it in with my recycling? It is aluminum, after all...
 
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Valve1138

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I've got the two halves of a 2.5L subaru block that's windowed on account of a broken rod. I retrieved all the interesting things I wanted from it, so now I just have the shit sitting around.

Anyone think I could just chuck it in with my recycling? It is aluminum, after all...
Worth a shot.

We tossed plenty of odd shit in ours and they take it.