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Immigrant

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Got tossed from one jury claiming I had a predetermined opinion on the defendant’s guilt and when asked, said “The cop pulled her over because it was late, a secluded road, and she is hot as hell.” Instantly excused.

The second “jury” was Grand Jury. Couldn’t get out of it, had no employer. It was a five week term.

It was fascinating and I’d do it again in a heartbeat, if my heart, well, you know.
 

august

I’m always wet in my basement area
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Just say the word "nullification" loud enough for somebody official to hear and you'll be free to go.
the whole point of nullification is to use it, not so you don't miss out on JO time while some other dipshit who thinks two injections of the marijuanas will kill you sends people to jail
 

Immigrant

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Nobody wants to follow me into a courthouse, or anywhere there’s a metal detector and security. It’s slightly less invasive than it was even ten years ago but I’m still tempted to just go in naked carrying my clothes. That would eliminate 1/3 of the time.