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Valve1138

I eat my own poo with a spoon
Oct 19, 2004
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Brought ten of our cancer pizzas to one of the farm brews we like.

First round bought by the staff because we fed them.

And we gave a pizza to a bigwig at a local landscaping company who just wanted some damn pizza. He tried to give us cash, when I declined he said order whatever the hell else we want, it’s on him.
 

kiwi

Messin’ with Sasquatch
Apr 22, 2005
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Its friday afternoon
I have beer, food in the oven, an alice cooper record and an empty house
:cool:
My Friday afternoon consisted of no beer, me making dinner, and 4 tween boys and a 3 year old running around.

I did throw in swimming though to wear them all out. My baby is a fish, just has to learn to breath better and she’ll be all over the pool by herself.
 

Immigrant

full of tales of hot tail
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We had a cop killer hang himself while in restraints strapped to a hospital bed with various wounds. He managed to wrap the sheet around his neck, while cuffed to the bed, and raise the bed far enough to choke himself out and die.

Yep. Did it all by himself.
 
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