Thread All new 2019 Super Duper Sperm thread!

[APRIL]

Probably the best deal I've seen yet for StitchFix. I get $50 and you get $50.... if you're interested in some clothing.

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[Dharma1521]

@Dharma1521 @Maureen

I have a fever blister / cold sore and I blame one of you.

OMG REALLY??????:

 

[APRIL]

OMG REALLY??????:

DON'T YOU PLAY COY

 

[Immigrant]

Had a dream that I had one.

Woke up and didn't.

I don’t know why but this made me smile.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I don’t know why but this made me smile.

Was a weird dream. Most of mine are

 

[Immigrant]

Was a weird dream. Most of mine are

Very rarely do I remember dreams but when I do, they’re weird.

 

[Immigrant]

I’ve had multiple dreams involving witnessing airliner crashes but when the plane hits, it breaks into pieces like it’s made of Legos. No fire, etc.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I remembered most of my dreams for a while, harder and harder to do so now, though

 

[wetwillie]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Storage Organ
Theres yer band name

 

[tre]

Storage Organ
Theres yer band name

Jitter Liquid, there's your album name

 

[nukes]

Oh boy just wait on your prostate enlarged.

 

[Immigrant]

Oh boy just wait on your prostate enlarged.

Gotta go gotta go gotta go

Trickle Trickle Trickle

Really?

 

[nukes]

Gotta go gotta go gotta go

Trickle Trickle Trickle

Really?

And then you know you're really in trouble when you're peeing and your brain is still saying I gotta pee I gotta pee I gotta pee.

 

[Immigrant]

And then you know you're really in trouble when you're peeing and your brain is still saying I gotta pee I gotta pee I gotta pee.

When I run out of air, it takes all my will to not piss my pants. I’m literally a 75 year old in a sub-60 body. FML

 

[Immigrant]

I recently took to standing to pee on occasion and was shocked to discover that I’m barely going half the time.

 

[august]

@Immigrant have you had your prostate checked recently?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

 

[nukes]

My prostate combined with Immis would fill Mara Lago.

 

[Valve1138]

@Immigrant have you had your prostate checked recently?

His golf buddy checked it the other week.