For a second I got you and Cletus confused, and I thought your wife (meaning Cletus' wife) was gonna hook him up with a dildo or something.
had to make a new post from this quote
just make sure they're not chinese. heard a mind blowing first hand story tonight about 2 years of illness due to chinese toys with things the body should not absorb. holy fuck. 2 years. she's a close friend. I called it too when she got into the story about the discovery earlier. domon and asa know the jokes about melamine, cadmium and bsp(or whatever it is) in products for human consumption.
my neighbor was literally poisoned, vaginally, by chinese sex toys. it took 2 years and numerous surgeries. jebus fucking sake.