We need an Urban Legands in My Home Town Thread.We had that same tale in Nebraska. Crystallized lungs!
Maybe funny words and expressions too. I say thing and my wife is "what?!" She grew up only 25 miles away but we have a number of words we know and use differently.
But back to you sir - I want your funnies. I dare you.
I hope things have leveled a bit there. Happy Pops Day - and all you wanted to do was get laid . . . .