Ontopic Alcohol Blog - Post when you're drinking!

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So we brewed up a Belgian blonde last week. Amazingly it's already ready, and in time for Super Bowl. I'm cold crashing it now, and using gelatin to clear it. It's 7%, but very smooth.

YUM

Now to come up with a disgusting and NSFW name for it.

Maybe dont go crazy being too disgusting with the name, if the beer hasnt made you barf yet youd better quit while youre ahead
 
Yeah that wouldn't really work unless the balls acceptor has that really sticky mud type of poo that is the result of eating large quantities of brownies or chocolate cake. Even then it might require the rectum to be slightly distended so as not to have a squeegee effect. That said, it could work quite well with proper planning.

Forgive me lawd.
You should Google "freak that bitch out Tone"

:D
 
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was chatting about black label (à la johnnie walker) the other day, and a friend in south africa who had never seen it thought I was talking about the carling piss water. man could not understand what on earth I was praising.
 
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