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TuhMollie

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last night it was a few pitchers of High Life, and some shots of Tequila Rose. NEVER AGAIN >:[
Omg tequila rose is weaksauce.
When girls at my bar come to me and say:
-uhm I want something creamy/milky
-I'm not a big drinker
-can I have your mildest shot

I give them tequila rose! Not gonna lie tho, goes down smooth and tastes yummy (super high in calories thi)
 

august

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Omg tequila rose is weaksauce.
When girls at my bar come to me and say:
-uhm I want something creamy/milky
-I'm not a big drinker
-can I have your mildest shot

I give them tequila rose! Not gonna lie tho, goes down smooth and tastes yummy (super high in calories thi)
I didn't ask for it, I was fine with the pitchers of beer, but the bar tender just gave them to us and I didn't wanna turn down free shots (we didn't end up paying for the beer, though, either). But my stomach is really sensitive to non-beer alcohol, if I do a shot of most any hard liquor I almost throw up immediately, not because I can't handle it zomg so drunk but because it sours my guts real quick. And I don't like creamy/milky stuff, either, and that shit upsets my stomach, too, so it was just a bad combo. and I'm a dummy and poor so I was drinking on a basically empty stomach. fuck me :lol:
 

august

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not that the tequila rose is "hard liquor," just using that to illustrate my weird guts about alcohol. I can't even chug water without getting sick. idk
 

TuhMollie

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I didn't ask for it, I was fine with the pitchers of beer, but the bar tender just gave them to us and I didn't wanna turn down free shots (we didn't end up paying for the beer, though, either). But my stomach is really sensitive to non-beer alcohol, if I do a shot of most any hard liquor I almost throw up immediately, not because I can't handle it zomg so drunk but because it sours my guts real quick. And I don't like creamy/milky stuff, either, and that shit upsets my stomach, too, so it was just a bad combo. and I'm a dummy and poor so I was drinking on a basically empty stomach. fuck me :lol:


Oh for suuuure! Tequila rose is waaaay too creamy and rich!
I have gotten the shits from it!!! Right at the bar!! Ahahaaa
I'm super sensitive with any creamy based drinks as I'm lactose intolerant.
Also when we give away free shots at work it's usually tequila rose lol
 

CletusJones

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Oh for suuuure! Tequila rose is waaaay too creamy and rich!
I have gotten the shits from it!!! Right at the bar!! Ahahaaa
I'm super sensitive with any creamy based drinks as I'm lactose intolerant.
Also when we give away free shots at work it's usually tequila rose lol
What haven't you gotten the shits from?
 
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You know; cheaper than water, contains alcohol, tastes a bit like bread.
 

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High Life is 4.8% ABV

If youre trying to get shitfaced 6.0% ice beers are more bang for the buck