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Don't brew masters need a degree in microbiology anyways?
No, chemistry is OK too.

And the best brewing school is in Chicago BTW; it's called the Seibel Institute. Right before I had kids I was thinking about taking their brew masters class. It was 6 months in Chicago, then 8 weeks in Munich to learn the old world styles. If you want to become a brew master, they are hands down the school you want to attend.
 
Fuck you PA wimpy Senate. In less than a week the PA House passed a bill privatizing the State liquor and wine stores and have beer available in more places. However too many repuke senators are bought and paid for the state unions. The asshats want to "modernize" the PA liquor control. The Liquor Control has been modernizing for the last 10 years plus by allowing Sunday sales, expanding hours, ex cetera.
 
So the lesbian neighbors came by with a bunch of their latest homebrew wine. Start with a white wine kit, but add a few pounds of mashed strawberries, a bit of extra sugar and use 'turbo yeast' instead of the box yeast. Filter it when it's done.

Holy fack. Stuff's deliciously dangerous. First you think you're drinking like a 16 year old girl, next thing yo know you're drunk like one.
 
April fools menu at a local brew pub.

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