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Jehannum

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Jul 24, 2013
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Oh don't give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit
No, don't you give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit
For my head will fly, my tongue will lie, my eyes will fry and I may die
Won't you pour me one more of that sinful Old Janx Spirit
 

HipHugHer

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Why you no have vinegar in your house? It's good for a great many things.
 

HipHugHer

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Just the uses for general cleaning and food stuff has to number near 100 if you itemize them all and that's before you get creative with it.


Hint: you might think vinegar and baking soda would kind of cancel each other out but mix a loose paste out of it and pack it on a bee, hornet, or wasp sting and the hurt is gone damn near instantly. Swelling greatly reduced as well.
Don't ask me how, it just works.
 

HipHugHer

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At least you get to sleep. The people we're doing it for are young adults or pretty close to it. I have to wait til like 4am to maintain the element of surprise. I also have to make sure the eggs don't still have specks of shit on them, or at least I probably should...maybe.

Was gonna hide a raw one under the toilet seat positioned such that it would squirt on the wife's leg when she sat down in the morning. I think it would be one of those things we could laugh about when we're old and gray but I'm still debating the near term costs vs. long term returns.
 
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wetwillie

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At least you get to sleep. The people we're doing it for are young adults or pretty close to it. I have to wait til like 4am to maintain the element of surprise. I also have to make sure the eggs don't still have specks of shit on them, or at least I probably should...maybe.

Was gonna hide a raw one under the toilet seat positioned such that it would squirt on the wife's leg when she sat down in the morning. I think it would be one of those things we could laugh about when we're old and gray but I'm still debating the near term costs vs. long term returns.
She needs to kill you in your sleep. OR just put a mousetrap between her legs. :p Ouch!
 
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HipHugHer

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She needs to kill you in your sleep. OR just put a mousetrap between her legs. :p Ouch!
I got a pretty thick and strong scar bone thing going on the left side of my head from cast iron skillets as she's really right hand dependent. I'll be fine as long as I remember to sleep soft side down.