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[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Accidentally opened a 20 year old Cab Franc because I thought it would go well in the short rib simmer.

Didn't notice the year.

Oops.

Tis a tragedy but wine is wine. I don't subscribe to ageing making it any better. Life's too short.

 

[Valve1138]

Tis a tragedy but wine is wine. I don't subscribe to ageing making it any better. Life's too short.

It’s no tragedy, we finished the bottle.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

It’s no tragedy, we finished the bottle.

The only happy ending of 2020

I might finish a bottle too, I'm with you in spirit!

 

[fly]

Accidentally opened a 20 year old Cab Franc because I thought it would go well in the short rib simmer.

Didn't notice the year.

Oops.

Did it make the ribs better?

 

[ZRH]

What to get when you wake up at 5pm still tipsy. Aside from Gatorade.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

What to get when you wake up at 5pm still tipsy. Aside from Gatorade.

Rum and coke. Caffeine kicks in at dick o clock to keep you awake. Also just a lotta booze would keep you tipsy science wise.

 

[ZRH]

Rum and coke. Caffeine kicks in at dick o clock to keep you awake. Also just a lotta booze would keep you tipsy science wise.

Ah but that's what got me here. I'm looking for an easy come down. I'm thinking sangria.

Also caffeine puts me to sleep.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Ah but that's what got me here. I'm looking for an easy come down. I'm thinking sangria.

Oh. In that case lime and soda with shots of gin. That's my morning after drink.

 

[ZRH]

Oh. In that case lime and soda with shots of gin. That's my morning after drink.

Oh yeah. Clear sounds good.

Btw best virgin drink, soda water bitters twist of lime.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Oh yeah. Clear sounds good.

Btw best virgin drink, soda water bitters twist of lime.

Bitters are not virgin if we're speaking the same language

 

[ZRH]

Bitters are not virgin if we're speaking the same language

A few drops of bitters are flavor.

Anything under 2% is technically (Jewish) virgin.

 

[Valve1138]

Did it make the ribs better?

Won’t know for another hour.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

We ran out of wine and shops are shut. Joe made me a pink gin (present not a purchase) and sparkling water as a poverty drink. I can't bear it.

I'm going to drink babysham instead.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Ive given joe the pink gin concoction back. He had a sip then ran to the sink to spit it out. He's now fuming with my grandmother for bringing this devil drink to our house

 

[wetwillie]

Pomagranate liquor over ice - last day of the jerb, got my final check kinda shit..
Fuuuuuuuccccckkk, I'm in the bottom 1/3 of the 5th. No that's not crazy sport's talk, I still know what thread I'm in.


Maybe.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Cute. Kes necks a pint in seconds.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Relevant.
Have a listen.

 

[ZRH]

Ive given joe the pink gin concoction back. He had a sip then ran to the sink to spit it out. He's now fuming with my grandmother for bringing this devil drink to our house

Omg your gran is still around? She was the sweetest. <3

 

[wetwillie]

I've now moved on to Maker's Mark this evening. A few minutes ago I finished responding to an email from my former(today) employer - he suggested I tried to "aggressively, physically intimidate me[him] in suggesting you would leave with the company assets." Ok, it was just me and him, he fucked up my last check and I suggested I would leave with the company laptop I had just brought back until the money was right. I have at least a foot on the little fucktard. I feel bad, I scared the little fella.