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[Darth Handsome]

I'm gonna drink water and LIKE it.

Me too, we'll steal all the laydees from these beer swillin fatties

 

[Jehannum]

watch out though, craft beer comes in pints and they're 1.5x less healthy, per the article!

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

@fly @APRIL

You guys seen Funky Buddha's Last Snow anywhere? Its usually out by now and I have been looking for a couple weeks and haven't seen shit.

 

[APRIL]

@Mr. Asa untappd will help you find it around town.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

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I was using FB's beer finder on their website, I guess something is messed up there. You'd think the brewer would know where their beer is.

 

[APRIL]

I was using FB's beer finder on their website, I guess something is messed up there. You'd think the brewer would know where their beer is.

Probably not as they have to sell to distributors first.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I'm having gin. I just ran out of bitter lemon sadly. I've been off the booze for a couple of months til now but going to get completely twatted tomorrow night. Joe's work Christmas party with a free bar.

 

[fly]

I'm having gin. I just ran out of bitter lemon sadly. I've been off the booze for a couple of months til now but going to get completely twatted tomorrow night. Joe's work Christmas party with a free bar.

Do the gin factories shut down when you stop drinking?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Do the gin factories shut down when you stop drinking?

I think I was the one woman force that caused gin to become fashionable in recent years

 

[fly]

I think I was the one woman force that caused gin to become fashionable in recent years

For those that don't know, I like to think I have quite an alcohol tolerance. Until I met @Dory. Jesus Fucking Christ.

 

[Jesus Christ]

For those that don't know, I like to think I have quite an alcohol tolerance. Until I met @Dory. Jesus Fucking Christ.

Yes, my son?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

For those that don't know, I like to think I have quite an alcohol tolerance. Until I met @Dory. Jesus Fucking Christ.

You honour me

I'll be thinking of you as I access the free bar tonight.

 

[Domon]

For those that don't know, I like to think I have quite an alcohol tolerance. Until I met @Dory. Jesus Fucking Christ.

imagine if she was irish

 

[fly]

imagine if she was irish

IIRC, she and Mal finished a bottle of gin and decided they wanted to fight.

 

[Jehannum]

IIRC, she and Mal finished a bottle of gin and decided they wanted to fight.

They'd already punished themselves by drinking a bottle full of pine needles, might as well hurt each other.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Fixed a clock for the boss (his wifes favorite) and he handed me a giant bottle of gin as thanks
@Dory youre gonna have to come back and help me drink this thing

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Fixed a clock for the boss (his wifes favorite) and he handed me a giant bottle of gin as thanks
@Dory youre gonna have to come back and help me drink this thing

Oh we can fix a date

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Guess what liquid I'm consuming...

 

[Valve1138]

Guess what liquid I'm consuming...

gin

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

piss