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Ugh, "I know you are but what am I"?

You're no boomer, you're 6.
I have more youthful tastes than most of the curmudgeons here, I'll give you that. I'm 6', 1.5"

Beer guy was just whining about the price of craft beers. Don't have a cow. I banged his wife while he was writing that article.
 
I have more youthful tastes than most of the curmudgeons here, I'll give you that. I'm 6', 1.5"

Beer guy was just whining about the price of craft beers. Don't have a cow. I banged his wife while he was writing that article.
No, he was whining about other people enjoying things that he doesn't.

That's a very boomer-esque attitude to have.
 
Nah, someone who hates other people having fun as much as that guy does, isn't gonna progress to the 'sweater buying' phase of a relationship.
He doesn't hate people, he's just the editor and he thinks that means he is supposed to be the voice of "sanity and maturity".

I bet you have the same sweater - in a different color. :p