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If you give a Chikken a beer.

He'll want another.

And another.

And another.

And another.

And another.

And another.

And another.

And another.

And another.

And another.

And another.

And another.

And another.

And another.

And another.

And another.

And another.

And another.

And another.

And another.

Then he'll probably be drunk.

So he'll want a bacon cheeseburger with bleu cheese and banana peppers.

So you'll have to drive him to a burgery.

Then he'll probably want some onion rings.

And of course, more beer.

Then you'll have to drive him home.

And he'll want more beer.

Then he'll be tired.

And want to go to bed.

In the morning, he'll be foggy and want some bacon.

If you cook him bacon, he'll want some eggs cooked in the bacon grease.

If you cook him eggs in bacon grease,

He'll probably want.

A beer.
 

tre

My favorite chef is Mike Rowave
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igloo
I had some Crown Royal Black last night. Pretty good.
 

DJBrenton

In Her Majesty's Secret Cervix
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The past couple of weeks I've been slowly getting through a litre of Becherovka a friend broiught me back from Prague. If you drink it with tonic, it's called a Beton which is Czech for concrete.