ahhhhh, encouraging diversity

I woke up this morning to my pillow vibrating. After going "wtf?!" i reached under and find one of my wife's toys. I asked her to please not flaunt the competition literally in my face.
 
I woke up this morning to my pillow vibrating. After going "wtf?!" i reached under and find one of my wife's toys. I asked her to please not flaunt the competition literally in my face.

LOL thats awesome. A plastic toy is not competition, its only a way to bid time when you aren't around.
 
A friend just explained a Superman to me the other day. It's when you cum on the girls back, slap a sheet on it, and when she wakes up she has a cape.
 
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