ahaha embarrased my father!

Get him a 'sweetums' bumber sticker.

Actually get one that says "For my widdle sweetums! I wuv you!" with hearts and shit on it.
 
Drool, he's been embarrased by you for 30 some odd years.
 
Drool-Boy said:
It took you 2 and a half hours to come up with that?
You need to ease up off the jelly rolls son, theyre rotting your brains.

yeah, it finally occured to me. Should have been the first post in this thread. I am shamed.
 
ChikkenNoodul said:
:wtf:

No Hillshire farms?

I have not seen their cheddarwurts. I have come across cheddar bratwursts, but they are not the same. I shall continue my search with their name in mind.