ahaha embarrased my father!

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

So I had a package from a fellow forumer waiting for me at the post office on friday, but I got the ticket late, and since I was going to be out of town over the weekend, I gave the ticket to my mom, so she could go get it for me on saturday.
Well, she gives the ticket to my dad, and he goes to get it.

When he gets the box , the name on it is Patrick "Sweetums" Payne
And the clerk even asked if HE was "Sweetums"
Now my dads all mortally embarrased and wont talk to me

 

[smileynev]

your xbox?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

your xbox?

Yessir

 

[Coqui]

Nice

 

[Pandora]

I take it he's not a Sweetums kinda guy?

 

[smileynev]

fly is such a fag.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I take it he's not a Sweetums kinda guy?

lol no, hes an old-school ex-army guy

Next time I see him Ima be like "Hey, 'sup, sweetums"

 

[Syrup Beaver]

O shit that's funny

 

[APRIL]

Bwahahahahahha awwww


What the world needs now.. is loovveeee sweet looovvveeee.

 

[APRIL]

fly is such a fag.

Soooo?

 

[Pandora]

lol no, hes an old-school ex-army guy

Next time I see him Ima be like "Hey, 'sup, sweetums"

Nice! Verah nice! I bet he's wondering what the hell his sweetums son has been up to lately.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Although it'd be 100x funnier if the package started vibrating right there and then

 

[Sp`ange]

why would someone else have your xbox? or did you buy it from them?

you need to wink at your dad when you call him sweetums.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

why would someone else have your xbox? or did you buy it from them?

It was being "fixed"

you need to wink at your dad when you call him sweetums.

I might, hes old enough that I can outrun him now

 

[smileynev]

Soooo?

nothing Ms. Cass

 

[Syrup Beaver]

nothing Ms. Cass

HAM SANDWICH

 

[smileynev]

HAM SANDWICH

:gloerf:

 

[JAXvillain]

you need to send him a package addressed to sweetums now

 

[Sp`ange]

you need to send him a package addressed to sweetums now

actually, give us your dad's address so we can send stuff to "sweetums".

 

[kiwi]

actually, give us your dad's address so we can send stuff to "sweetums".

Ha Ha, I'd do it.