Adventures at Kolache Depot!

[APRIL]

Theres another dozen on the table right across from my cube.
The aroma is boner-inducing.

I don't doubt it. I'm enjoying the thought that fly will be making us a bunch of them this weekend. Homemade.

 

[wanko80]

I don't doubt it. I'm enjoying the thought that fly will be making us a bunch of them this weekend. Homemade.

Shipley's > Homemade

 

[APRIL]

Shipley's > Homemade

Shipley's is icky too. Those mom and pop shops are the best.

Their donuts are to die for tho.

 

[bast_imret]

I had a sausage, egg, and cheese one this morning, along with a blueberry and a cup o' joe.

 

[theacoustician]

I had a sausage, egg, and cheese one this morning, along with a blueberry and a cup o' joe.

Sounds like someone will have a b-cup the next time we see him.

 

[bast_imret]

Sounds like someone will have a b-cup the next time we see him.

actually, they aren't too bad for you when compared to most breakfast sandwich type items. 66% less fat and calories in the fruit ones than the similar jelly donut. And they aren't that big, so it's pretty light. Just don't pig out on a dozen of them like Drool is contemplating.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I ONLY ATE 3 DAMMIT

 

[theacoustician]

I ONLY ATE 3* DAMMIT

*dozen

 

[JAXvillain]

Sounds like someone will have a b-cup the next time we see him.

are you going to motorboat him?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

*dozen

Theres still one left!

 

[bast_imret]

stick your penis in it

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

stick your penis in it

Waaaaayyy ahead of ya on that one.

 

[bast_imret]

Waaaaayyy ahead of ya on that one.

nice

 

[fly]

Waaaaayyy ahead of ya on that one.

now have frenchie do it

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

now have frenchie do it

Dude, Im in souteast texas, if I bust out with the frenchy shit in public Id get my ass kicked.

 

[bast_imret]

But how would they know it's you? They'd just think it was some annoying french guy that came from your office, then when they followed him back to investigate, they'd come around the corner and find only you sitting there alone, maybe look under your desk and in your coat rack, and then ask where the french guy went to and you'd shrug your shoulders and probably say something like "I dunno maybe the women's restroom?"