Tampa Active shooter in Tex?

[nukes]

A few years before my dad was in the univ of texas there was a mass killing, a man climbed the uni tower with a gun and shot people down.. he was a sharpshooter, marine.

I'm guessing he had not had his recent snack of glue and crayons.

 

[Lambie]

Swede, Norwegian, it's all Swegiastan.

It's "Scandinavistan".

 

[nukes]

It's "Scandinavistan".

It's Viking.
Let's go rape a village hey?

 

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I'm Norwegian and Czech.

Okee, well, talast! Hezký den!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

jumpin shit sacks, the local news media is still squawkin about this
How they were "first on the scene" and had "Up to the minute coverage" and possibly helped "save lives"

which is funny because literally nothing happened.
Jeebus shit.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I'm Norwegian and Czech.

Okee, well, talast! Hezký den!

Well that figures