According to the linked video...

I'd fight a gay guy.

Not because he was gay, but in the event that we had a large disagreement over track lighting, or dinner parties, or chiffon, or whatever the hell it is that gay guys feel strongly about that I may for some reason disagree with.
 
I'd fight a gay guy.

Not because he was gay, but in the event that we had a large disagreement over track lighting, or dinner parties, or chiffon, or whatever the hell it is that gay guys feel strongly about that I may for some reason disagree with.

You better bring some bactine then, cuz you are SO gonna get scratched!