Accidentally shoplifted yesterday

[Syrup Beaver]

The Walmarts here are so obsessive about checking your receipts when you leave. They look like they are about to pat you down too.

Costco always does that, but I don't mind, you have to pay to get in and the last thing I want is store loss raising prices.

 

[Coqui]

Costco always does that, but I don't mind, you have to pay to get in and the last thing I want is store loss raising prices.

Have you tried the Kirkland Winter blend? If so, how is it?

 

[Duke]

I hate Wal-Mart. I will not not shop there unless I HAVE to. ex: boodunk town

If I'm in a walmart, and shopping, something has gone very very wrong.

 

[APRIL]

If I'm in a walmart, and shopping, something has gone very very wrong.

this.

It's like going to the State Fair.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Have you tried the Kirkland Winter blend? If so, how is it?

I haven't, I did notice it the last time I was in.

I'll have to buy the case and see.

 

[Coqui]

I haven't, I did notice it the last time I was in.

I'll have to buy the case and see.

It looks exactly like Sam Adams so I'm assuming it's re-packaged Sam Adams, but I could be wrong.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I only go to Walmart for smokes and ammo.

Juli goes there for milk and Tylenol.

 

[Applesauce]

Juli steals things from Walmart all the time. Mainly due to the checkout guy not noticing stuff on the bottom part of the trolley.

Walmart?? No, it was Wegmans!!

Those were PURE assidentsth!

 

[Applesauce]

I only go to Walmart for smokes and ammo.

Juli goes there for milk and Tylenol.

I go there only for drugs. Milk is better at Wegmans, Get your freegin stores correct!

Good day sir.

 

[Applesauce]

I hate Wal-Mart. I will not not shop there unless I HAVE to. ex: boodunk town

Same, it's fcking dreadful.

 

[Applesauce]

exactly. it's not like you can look anywhere else but at juleeeeeeee.

It was makeup, both times. Wegmans has a decent area for teh beauty stuffs. I had some sort of eyeliner and some other shit., It was under one of those carry baskets on front of a cart that I decided to get at the last minute. Oh well!

 

[Applesauce]

With ours, if you have a receipt in your hand while walking towards the door, you won't get checked.

I NEVER get checked! My receipt is always stuffed in my purse. Maybe, because I walk past like, "If you ask to check, I will cut you."

Works wonders.

 

[Jonny_B]

When I was little there was a small plastic truck out of place on the shelf of a department store. I picked it up so I could put it where it belongs and wound up forgetting about it in my pocket. When I got home my mother freaked. We went back to the store and I had to apologize. I don't think I ever adequately explained that it was an accident.

Anyway, never stolen since, and I leave my house dirty lest putting things away get me in trouble.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I go there only for drugs. Milk is better at Wegmans, Get your freegin stores correct!

Good day sir.

I'll stick your god damn god day sir right up your friggin' ass!!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I accidentally a coke bottle

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I accidentally a coke bottle

Post of the year!

 

[JAXvillain]

I don't shop let alone shoplift

 

[Applesauce]

I'll stick your god damn god day sir right up your friggin' ass!!

AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I knew you'd love it

 

[eileenbunny]

IBWIP accidentally steals from the grocery store all the time. He seems to have an aversion to shopping carts and baskets, so he often puts things in his pockets when he's shopping and doesn't have any more hands. He intends to pay for the things in his pockets but forgets a lot. He's the biggest potato thief I know.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Potatoes....pockets.....yep.


Will he ever grace us with his presence again?