Accidentally shoplifted yesterday

When I was a kid I used to put penthouse magazines inside a newspaper and buy the newspaper.

Always worked like a charm..
 
That's clever. Then you can beat off in a back alley and clean yourself up with the newspaper. I'm upset I never thought of that!
 
I stole a couple things that hid under my kids car seat once, but I went back in and paid for them, I just can't walk off thinking "oh well".