Absinthe

[Duke]

Nah, I like being uptight these days. I think I'm making diamonds in my ass.

"Girls Farting Gemstones" will be the next e-vid rage. I'm calling it now.

 

[Onnotangu]

I don't do anything. except game. that is enough crack for me

 

[itburnswhenipee]

I've seen an alcoholic transform like that though.

Yeah... tell me about it. Every day I get up, look in the mirror, and see my dad staring back at me in the mirror.

Then I say, "Goddamnit, dad... why the fuck are you in my bathroom? Shouldn't you be at work right now?"

/work in progress

 

[Thorn Bird]

I remember DARE. I believed that shit until I moved to Florida and was corrupted by fly.

 

[fly]

DARE is fucking retarded.

HEY LETS LIE TO KIDS, THEY COULD NEVER FIGURE THAT OUT!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

My town didn't have a DARE program.

Most of the parents were filthy hippies, that's probably why.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

We always said it stands for Drugs Are Really Excellent

 

[Sarcasmo]

I'm tired of drug users looking down on everyone.

 

[Duke]

I'm tired of drug users looking down on everyone.

It's hard not to look down on people when you're so high.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I remember DARE, it was funny cos I was already smoking. I can't even remember what the guy was going on about, all I remember is we had a secret box we could put questions in and most of them were things like 'where did your hair go mr policeman?' etc.

 

[fly]

I'm tired of drug users looking down on everyone.

You cant trust the system

 

[shawndavid]

You cant trust the system

And it's hard to get down with people who don't seek answers for themselves.

 

[b_sinning]

And it's hard to get down with people who don't seek answers for themselves.

Unless she's really sexy and ready to go.