A zombie movie even Gh0st wouldn't like

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So apparently a gay porn film director is doing a zombie movie called LA Zombie

http://lazombie.com/

Here is a trailer to this ridiculousness. I think the trailer is pretty WS.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWSyay-zz6Q&feature=player_embedded"]YouTube- L.A. Zombie - First Full Trailer[/ame]
 
Fido is one of the better Zombie movie's I've seen in a while. Very funny.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zwtZ49bYJ0"]YouTube- FIDO[/ame]
 
What they didn't show in the trailer is the hard core sex they were having with the "bodies". I don't know how good getting a dick covered in makeup would feel inserted into you.
 
Do gay zombies have the same rights as straight zombies? Are they limited to eating the pancreas, for example?
 
:fly:

are zombies gay or straight? i guess i was under the impression they don't really care what they, or anybody else, are.

hmm. maybe that's vampires. i'm getting my monsters mixed up. :hs:
 
Man, I do love killing zombies something fierce, but I don't think I could raise a weapon against a flamboyantly gay zombie who was sauntering around with a pink parasol shouting " WANT BRAINS!!!...girlfriend."
 
If you headshot one, will the others stop and clap and say "Hercules! Hercules!"

Depending on how horny they are (being gays and all) they might just fuck the hole left by the bullet (being zombies and all).
 
Do gay zombies have the same rights as straight zombies? Are they limited to eating the pancreas, for example?

They get shunned away from gravestones with crosses on them and only eat Buddist vegetarians because they have to watch their figure.
 
:fly:

are zombies gay or straight? i guess i was under the impression they don't really care what they, or anybody else, are.

hmm. maybe that's vampires. i'm getting my monsters mixed up. :hs:

I have actually never heard of zombies hooking up before. Don't they normally just care about eating brains?

Vampires, on the other hand, have traditionally been a very sexual being. It isn't unlike them (at least with 21st writing) to have a very fluid sexual attraction and screw around with both sexes.