A Woman's diet

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shawndavid

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Jun 14, 2005
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BREAKFAST
1/2 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
8 oz glass skim milk

LUNCH
4 oz lean broiled chicken breast
1 cup steamed zucchini
1 Oreo cookie

MID-AFTERNOON SNACK
rest of the package of Oreo cookies
1 quart Rocky Road ice cream
1 jar hot fudge

DINNER
2 loaves garlic bread
1 large pepperoni & mushroom pizza
1 large pitcher of beer
3 Milky Way candy bars
1 entire cheesecake

DIET TIPS
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories
2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar,
they cancel each other out.
3. When eating with someone else, calories dont count
if you both eat the same amount.
4. Foods used for medicinal purpose have no calories.
These include any chocolate used for energy,
brandy, cheesecake, and ice cream.
5. Cookie pieces contain no calories, because breakage
causes the calories to leak out.
6. If you eat food from someone else's plate, the
calories don't count.
7. Movie related snacks are much lower in calories because
they are part of the entertainment, and not ones
of personal fuel.
 
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lmao shawn..

i like to say something similar about my charge cards ..


if you're on vacation and go shopping the charges don't show up on your bill.. hahahaha..







then i get the American Depressed bill later.. and realize i was fooling myself..
 
djMingleMixx said:
lmao shawn..

i like to say something similar about my charge cards ..


if you're on vacation and go shopping the charges don't show up on your bill.. hahahaha..







then i get the American Depressed bill later.. and realize i was fooling myself..
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This is why I always use other people's when I am on vacation.
 
^^^we went to atlantis in the bahamas with geiger one time.. bout TEN of us.. and matt was gambling so big they put us all up in suites and gave us like a debit card.. a FREE debit card thingy.. you could buy as much food and bev as you wanted..


bitch, i was on the phone talkin bout "could you send up a bottle of crown, a bottle of jack, a case of coronas, 5 lobster tails, 100 chicken fingers, 100 shrimp".. 4 bahamian men rolled them joints in on big carts..


i was at the bar yellin "anybody want a sandwich?!!!"


that's the only time i ever got to use "someone else's" card..
 
djMingleMixx said:
^^^we went to atlantis in the bahamas with geiger one time.. bout TEN of us.. and matt was gambling so big they put us all up in suites and gave us like a debit card.. a FREE debit card thingy.. you could buy as much food and bev as you wanted..


bitch, i was on the phone talkin bout "could you send up a bottle of crown, a bottle of jack, a case of coronas, 5 lobster tails, 100 chicken fingers, 100 shrimp".. 4 bahamian men rolled them joints in on big carts..


i was at the bar yellin "anybody want a sandwich?!!!"


that's the only time i ever got to use "someone else's" card..
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Yeah, I was actually talking about stealing somebodies wallet and using there credit cards but thanks for the story, muahahahha

Obviously I was kiddin ;)
 
djMingleMixx said:
lmao shawn..

i like to say something similar about my charge cards ..


if you're on vacation and go shopping the charges don't show up on your bill.. hahahaha..







then i get the American Depressed bill later.. and realize i was fooling myself..
Click to expand...


Other things the don't 'count' when on vacation:

expensive dinners
8 balls
VIP @ Space in Miami

The bill comes for that and we go hungry. Shit happens like they turn the power off. ;)
 
Candy said:
Other things the don't 'count' when on vacation:

expensive dinners
8 balls
VIP @ Space in Miami

The bill comes for that and we go hungry. Shit happens like they turn the power off. ;)
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8 balls are like... negative calories in my book.
 
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