Ontopic A Thread About Butt Mustard, For Those Who Drive Automobiles

[Jehannum]

Where does the money go?

Helps house and educate kids who have (for whatever reason) no competent legal guardians.

 

[nukes]

Where does the money go?

I'd venture a guess that 70% of the funds pay the salaries of the directors.
That's how most charity fund flows tend to begin.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Helps house and educates kids who have (for whatever reason) no competent legal guardians.

Find out whos doing the initial skim

 

[nukes]

BTW i have no beef with non profit fund flow. Boats and Winnebagos are important.

 

[Jehannum]

Wow, buncha cynics around here. Knowing the board personally, I don't believe that anyone's skimming or getting fat on the donations of the gullible.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Just teasin, 5% good for you jenny

 

[HipHugHer]

Thought you also did work with a Jewish boys home or community organization or something.

 

[Valve1138]

Wow, buncha cynics around here. Knowing the board personally, I don't believe that anyone's skimming or getting fat on the donations of the gullible.

They speak from personal experience no doubt. It’s what they would do given the opportunity.

 

[Strings]

A lot of broad brush strokers around here.

 

[nukes]

A lot of broad brush strokers around here.

I'm not stroking this week.

Or brushing.

 

[HipHugHer]

Every now and then it's nice to throw some bread to the pigeons.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

On today's episode of This Sketchy Shop:

 

[Valve1138]

Whats a n00b looking at?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Whats a n00b looking at?

Intake wasnt setting flush in the jaws of the mill. Tape and some thick washers a d I was able to get it close enough to 90° that I was comfortable milling the welded surface down flush.

 

[Jehannum]

On today's episode of sketchy shop, I helped the kid diagnose a low fuel pressure condition on his Z32. Turns out the fuel pump control module had gone tits up, so we bypassed it totally and now it's running on straight 12V (instead of 6/9/12 at idle/part throttle/boost). My guess is that it'll work for a year and then fry the pump.

Hopefully he's planning to upgrade to a pump that can handle the duty cycle, and then upgrade the FPR, so that he'll have bypassed all the dumb crap that Nissan did with the fuel system, just like I did. I also hope that he does it before the pump fries while he's driving in traffic, like I didn't.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Did you warn him to prepare for that?

 

[Jehannum]

Did you warn him to prepare for that?

yes.

 

[Jehannum]

I was talking to my dad on Sunday when he reminded me of his own audi ownership. He owned a '79 5000, an '89 100, and an '01 A6 2.7tt and liked the first two very much, but he recalled this specific instance in the '83-'85 timeframe when I was just a wee lad (4-5 age range).

In that timeframe, MacGyver was the absolute king shit on TV, and I idolized the guy (I even grew a dopey mullet to emulate him). MacGyver, if you remember, could do a whole bunch of shit with paperclips and junk, so I thought to myself, "Hey, I can unlock my dad's car with this wire", never minding for the moment that the "wire" was a lit sparkler.

So, running over to his 5 year old Audi 5000, I shoved a lit sparkler into the passenger side door lock.

I don't know if the cylinder was welded or anything in particular, after my dad finished chewing my ass, but I do know that door lock never worked after that, and my dad made do with the driver side door lock from that point on.

 

[Jehannum]

omfg, I was such a dildo when I was a kid.

 

[Domon]

omfg, I was such a dildo when I was a kid.

so, can you see your son doing something exactly like that? I bet you can.