A Simple Letter - The February edition

[smileynev]

Motley Crue used to fuck breakfast burritos so that their girlfriends couldn't tell they've been tag teaming all the chicks in LA.

that's at least what their biography said.

how would fucking a breakfast burrito prevent STDs?

 

[simple]

Motley Crue used to fuck breakfast burritos so that their girlfriends couldn't tell they've been tag teaming all the chicks in LA.

that's at least what their biography said.

hahahahha confusing!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

ok back from macdonalds
how the hell do I get the bbq stains out of my underwear?

Ya gotta make 'em all bbq colored now

 

[jaxxor]

Motley Crue used to fuck breakfast burritos so that their girlfriends couldn't tell they've been tag teaming all the chicks in LA.

that's at least what their biography said.

yeah, because a couple of swipes with a washcloth and soap and water is SOOOO much trouble


where's that emo chick from England been? I haven't seen her whinging around in awhile

 

[APRIL]

yeah, because a couple of swipes with a washcloth and soap and water is SOOOO much trouble


where's that emo chick from England been? I haven't seen her whinging around in awhile

She's all grown up and in college.

 

[Sp`ange]

how would fucking a breakfast burrito prevent STDs?

hahahahha confusing!

yeah, because a couple of swipes with a washcloth and soap

that's what their biography says. beats me why the fuck they would do it. it's not like they were bright or anything.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Ya gotta make 'em all bbq colored now

Ill have to go back for another sammich then

 

[fly]

Ill have to go back for another sammich then

No you don't. I've got some 'food coloring'